I used to go to this bar, during the afternoons and the evenings. One of those afternoons, this old lady showed up. I watch how she came in, with her furry coat and then I saw the dazed face from the bartender.

1.- She reached to hang her coat but noticed that it was full and looked up.

2.- After that she looked over the bar, either had dry lips or was eager to drink her tea, she stuck out her tongue and wet her lips.

3.- Then she sat down and took her cup of tea.

Later I asked the bartender why he gave that uncomfortable face when the old lady came in, and the answer was because that lady is a little pain in the ass, she comes every day and talks too much and on the top of that is that she is always trying to leave wining an euro from the bill.

I laughed and ask for another beer…